ANCIENT HISTORY PUNS:

• Did you know that when ancient wall sculptors were finished, it was a relief?
• Or that ancient Aztec writers had to make sure their inca was dry?
• An ancient Greek shoemaker ran home when there was an earthquake, only to discover he had fallen arches.
• Meanwhile, ancient orators tended to Babylon.
• Architects went through columns of figures in order to figure their columns.
• Did you hear than an archaeologist’s career ended up in ruins?