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Tom Swifties
- "I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words."
- "I'll have a martini," said Tom, drily(dryly).
- "Who left the toilet seat down?" Tom asked peevishly.
- "Pass me the shellfish," said Tom crabbily.
- "That's the last time I'll stick my arm in a lion's mouth," the lion-tamer said off-handedly.
- "Can I go looking for the Grail again?" Tom requested.
- "I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner," said Tom succinctly.
- "I might as well be dead," Tom croaked.
- "We just struck oil!" Tom gushed.
- "It's freezing," Tom muttered icily.
- "They had to amputate them both at the ankles," said Tom defeatedly.
- "Who discovered radium?" asked Marie curiously.
- "The Battle of the Nile? A lot of fun!" said Lord Nelson disarmingly.
- "Hurry up and get to the back of the ship," Tom said sternly.
- "Is there a number between seven and nine?" Tom asked considerately.
- "We could have made a fortune canning pineapples" Tom groaned dolefully
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