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Welcome to Irony Central, new and improved! <\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Here, you will find a variety of humor for the sophisticated and adult Internet konnisewer. We started this site in the Year 2000, and it’s still here. You’re welcome.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you are below 18 years of age, go away immediately! The contents of these pages will cause underage readers to collapse into weeping hysterics, unsightly scabs, and relentless acne.<\/p>\n\n\n

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THEOLOGICAL ENGINEERING EXAM 1<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Jan 13, 2021<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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THEOLOGICAL ENGINEERING EXAM 1 Professor Vogel. 5 Questions, 60 Minutes. You may use a calculator, the Bible, the Koran, the Torah, and the Book of Mormon. The speed of light…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Lord of the Rings: A Brief, Correct Analysis<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Dec 14, 2020<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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If you saw the Lord of the Rings movies, like me, and you thought it kicked total ass, you are a right-thinking person. Not the Hobbit trilogy, which was overlong,…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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Helpful, Non-Threatening Quiz: Am I a Serial Killer?<\/a><\/h3>
ByJeff Vogel<\/a><\/span>Dec 3, 2020<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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As anyone who has been paying attention knows, the most important single element holding American culture together is serial killers. Those crafty fellows are everywhere, with their wily ways, their…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Story About the Toddler, Epilogue.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Oct 6, 2020<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div>

Four years ago, my first child was born, so I started these journals. Four days ago, my second child was born, so I\u2019m pretty much stopping. I think that everything…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Story About the Toddler, Volume 32.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Oct 6, 2020<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div>

Our daughter Cordelia is four now, and I\u2019m just about through with writing about her. She just had her birthday party. It was a regular kid party, with her friends…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Story About the Toddler, Volume 31.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Oct 6, 2020<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div>

My daughter Cordelia is almost four years old. My potential daughter, [NAME TO BE DETERMINED LATER], is negative-three months old. The holiday seasons are grinding to a merciful close. Cordelia…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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