{"id":20,"date":"2020-09-23T06:24:38","date_gmt":"2020-09-23T06:24:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/?page_id=20"},"modified":"2020-12-04T21:34:48","modified_gmt":"2020-12-04T21:34:48","slug":"long","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/?page_id=20","title":{"rendered":"The Story About the Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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No plan survives first contact with the enemy. – Helmuth von Moltke<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

On January 18, 2002, Cordelia Krizsan Vogel was born. I gave her half of her genetic material. At that point, I began this inspiring journal, so that I could communicate to all my joy. Read on and find out what it is like caring for a new, impressionable, highly dopey human life if you are, well, me.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n

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Story About The Baby Essays<\/span><\/h2><\/div>
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The Story About the Baby, Volume 1.<\/a><\/h3>
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The Story About the Baby, Volume 2.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Sep 24, 2020<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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The Story About the Baby, Volume 3.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Sep 24, 2020<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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The Story About the Baby, Volume 4<\/a><\/h3>
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The Story About the Baby, Volume 5.<\/a><\/h3>
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The Story About the Baby, Volume 6.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Sep 24, 2020<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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