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This page contains a highly subjective selection of the finest writings to ever appear on this web site. Now you don’t have to sort through all of the chum in the archives. Just read and savor. Mmmmm …<\/p>\n\n\n

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THEOLOGICAL ENGINEERING EXAM 1<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Jan 13, 2021<\/span>2 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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THEOLOGICAL ENGINEERING EXAM 1 Professor Vogel. 5 Questions, 60 Minutes. You may use a calculator, the Bible, the Koran, the Torah, and the Book of Mormon. The speed of light…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Lord of the Rings: A Brief, Correct Analysis<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Dec 14, 2020<\/span>4 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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If you saw the Lord of the Rings movies, like me, and you thought it kicked total ass, you are a right-thinking person. Not the Hobbit trilogy, which was overlong,…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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Helpful, Non-Threatening Quiz: Am I a Serial Killer?<\/a><\/h3>
ByJeff Vogel<\/a><\/span>Dec 3, 2020<\/span>4 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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As anyone who has been paying attention knows, the most important single element holding American culture together is serial killers. Those crafty fellows are everywhere, with their wily ways, their…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Story About the Toddler, Epilogue.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Oct 6, 2020<\/span>7 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div>

Four years ago, my first child was born, so I started these journals. Four days ago, my second child was born, so I\u2019m pretty much stopping. I think that everything…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Story About the Toddler, Volume 32.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Oct 6, 2020<\/span>7 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div>

Our daughter Cordelia is four now, and I\u2019m just about through with writing about her. She just had her birthday party. It was a regular kid party, with her friends…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Story About the Toddler, Volume 31.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Oct 6, 2020<\/span>6 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div>

My daughter Cordelia is almost four years old. My potential daughter, [NAME TO BE DETERMINED LATER], is negative-three months old. The holiday seasons are grinding to a merciful close. Cordelia…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Story About the Toddler, Volume 30.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Oct 6, 2020<\/span>6 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div>

Our daughter Cordelia is three years and ten months old, and these journals are rapidly winding to a close. Cordelia has pretty much transformed herself from a baby into a…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Story About the Toddler, Volume 29.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Oct 6, 2020<\/span>9 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div>

As of this writing, our daughter Cordelia has just turned 45 months old. (A bit over three and a half years, for those who don\u2019t care enough to work through…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Story About the Toddler, Volume 28.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Oct 6, 2020<\/span>11 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div><\/div>

Our daughter Cordelia is three and a half years old. She is more human all the time. And I mean that, of course, in the bad way. We can have…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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