{"id":721,"date":"2020-10-07T19:07:00","date_gmt":"2020-10-07T19:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/?page_id=721"},"modified":"2020-12-04T21:33:36","modified_gmt":"2020-12-04T21:33:36","slug":"traveling-the-ironic-way","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/?page_id=721","title":{"rendered":"Travel With Irony Central"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Travel With Irony Central<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Remember when people used to travel the world? That was nice. We traveled a little, back when it was possible. We visited interesting places and wrote mean things about them. As time passes, we will put those journals here. Then we can laugh together at people who are different from us.<\/p>\n\n\n

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The Story About the Baby, Volume 1.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Sep 24, 2020<\/span>6 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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And So It Came To Pass On the evening of January 18th, at around 8 PM, my first child, Cordelia Krizsan Vogel, entered the world. She came out of Mariann,…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Story About the Baby, Volume 2.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Sep 24, 2020<\/span>7 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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It has now been a week since my child, Cordelia Krizsan Vogel, was born. She is now the personification of infant charm and beauty. And her head doesn\u2019t have that…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Story About the Baby, Volume 3.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Sep 24, 2020<\/span>7 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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The second week of our daughter\u2019s life was a time of great learning and transition. In that time, my wife and I went from being tired and confused but loving…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Story About the Baby, Volume 4<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Sep 24, 2020<\/span>6 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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As of this writing, our daughter Cordelia is 3.5 weeks old. On one hand, she is growing nicely, and she sleeps 5-6 uninterrupted hours every night. All to the good….<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Story About the Baby, Volume 5.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Sep 24, 2020<\/span>7 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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Now that my daughter Cordelia is a month old, it has become that much easier to delude myself into thinking that she is showing signs of alertness and humanity. Sometimes…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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The Story About the Baby, Volume 6.<\/a><\/h3>
Byspidweb<\/a><\/span>Sep 24, 2020<\/span>6 min read<\/span><\/div><\/div>
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As of this writing, our darling daughter is 43 days old. We have come up with a number of nicknames for her. The most commonly used are Miss Prissypants, Daddy’s…<\/p>\n<\/div>

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