{"id":1016,"date":"2020-12-04T19:58:29","date_gmt":"2020-12-04T19:58:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/?p=1016"},"modified":"2021-10-16T06:32:13","modified_gmt":"2021-10-16T06:32:13","slug":"welcome-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/?p=1016","title":{"rendered":"Welcome back!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Hi. I&#8217;m Jeff. I write humor sometimes, when I am not writing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spiderwebsoftware.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">video games<\/a>. I put that humor here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I wrote a lot of humor about babies. It was made into <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Poo-Bomb-Tales-Parental-Terror\/dp\/0740750453\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">a book<\/a>, on archaic paper technology. We plan to make our two books of baby humor into eBooks and sell them here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Until the eBooks are out, you can read inferior old versions of our baby and toddler funny articles on this site for free. Enjoy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We will also be putting up our old humor articles, reformatted for the web of the future. And I&#8217;ll write new humor, if I ever kind of feel like it. It will be here and free.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If I write something you find offensive, you may need to Cancel me. Go ahead and shout a lot on Twitter. Doing that makes the world better.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thanks for stopping by! And if you know any suffering parents of tiny children, tell them about us. Our baby humor is scientifically proven to be therapeutic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi. I&#8217;m Jeff. I write humor sometimes, when I am not writing video games. I put that humor here. I wrote a lot of humor about babies. It was made&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1019,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-thebin","wpcat-1-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1016"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1066,"href":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1016\/revisions\/1066"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ironycentral.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}