The Brady Bunch Movie

I am very disappointed in you. Very, very disappointed. But it is not too late for redemption.

I didn't say that everyone connected with the Brady Bunch Movie must be killed. I thought that much was obvious. But yet, inexplicably, Shelly Long walks the Earth still, spewing bile and horror.

I decree that this whole Brady Bunch thing is such a horror that not only must anyone connected with the film be beaten to death with a lead pipe, along with Adam Sandler, but for every human-type thing you slay, 10 innocents must be killed as well, JUST FOR GOOD FUCKING MEASURE.

Now hop to it.

- Jeff Vogel Scorched Earth Party

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