Scorched Earth Party Policy on

Presidential Infidelities

As presidential candidate of the Scorched Earth party, when elected, I will use the power of the office to get laid as much as humanly possible.

I will have congress dedicate .001 percent of the national budget to things that would bring me pleasure.

- Jeff Vogel Scorched Earth Party

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