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Scorched Earth Party Position Paper:

Somalian Invasion

While we at the Scorched Earth Party fully agree with armed incursions onto foreign soil, we feel the emphasis in the current action is all wrong.

We at the Scorched Earth Party feel the blame for the starvation in Somalia should be placed where it belongs: on the starving. Attacking the starving has several advantages. They just get in the way, so the psychotic clan members won't interfere. They're all clustered together and pretty wimpy, so opposition isn't much of a problem. And if we don't get to the, they'll die anyway!

Then, after ending the starvation problem in Somalia, we kill all the clan members, take over the place, and use it as a starting point for the First American Empire.

Oh, and all journalists there should be beaten to death with lead pipes. Dan Rather first.

- Jeff Vogel Scorched Earth Party

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