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The Story About the Toddler, Volume 18.

ByspidwebOct 6, 202010 min read

My daughter Cordelia is about thirty months old. I’m trying to write about it like I always do, but I’m finding it extremely difficult to concentrate. The weather is hot…

The Story About the Toddler, Volume 17.

ByspidwebOct 6, 20208 min read

Our daughter Cordelia is two and a half years old. This is a major milestone. Though, at this point, every day we get through without shutting her in the closet…

The Story About the Toddler, Volume 16.

ByspidwebOct 6, 20209 min read

My daughter Cordelia is now two and a half years old. Or somewhere in that area. After a certain point, you are allowed to stop keeping track. I am trying…

The Story About the Toddler, Volume 15.

ByspidwebOct 6, 202011 min read

Our daughter Cordelia is 28 months old now, and I’m pretty much done. As I understand it, I still have 15 years and change to go before I can let…

The Story About the Toddler, Volume 14.

ByspidwebOct 6, 20208 min read

Our daughter Cordelia is now 25 months old. This is, in theory, a marvelous time, because it’s when toddlers are starting to want to become independent human beings. They are…

The Story About the Toddler, Volume 13.

ByspidwebOct 6, 20209 min read

My daughter Cordelia is two months into her second year, and it’s been two months since I’ve written anything about her. It’s hard to find interesting things to write about…

The Story About the Toddler, Volume 12.

ByspidwebOct 6, 20207 min read

Our daughter Cordelia is two today. Two whole years of maintaining her, with a reasonable degree of success. The paint got a bit scratched sometimes, but we never bent the…

The Story About the Toddler, Volume 11.

ByspidwebOct 6, 20209 min read

Our daughter Cordelia is 23 months old now. And, when I say daughter, I mean goblin. Some little girls are cute, demure, mommy-leg-clenchers. Not mine. She is pink and cute,…

The Story About the Toddler, Volume 10.

ByspidwebOct 6, 20208 min read

Now our daughter Cordelia is 23 months old and getting close to her second birthday. She will soon be the age at which I once thought babies started showing human…