Travel With Irony Central

Remember when people used to travel the world? That was nice. We traveled a little, back when it was possible. We visited interesting places and wrote mean things about them. As time passes, we will put those journals here. Then we can laugh together at people who are different from us.

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The Story About the Baby, Volume 49.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20206 min read
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Our baby daughter Cordelia is 11 months old now. And Christmas happened. I was really wondering if presents and holiday festivities would be enough to crack through my daughter’s Infant…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 50.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20204 min read
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Our baby daughter Cordelia is almost a year old. She is, you will be pleased to hear, still alive. Most of the credit for her continued survival goes to my…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 51.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20206 min read
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Our baby girl Cordelia is one week shy of her first birthday, and it’s like someone gave her smart pills or something. She’s showing real signs of brain activity. She…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 52.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20208 min read
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Our little girl Cordelia is now one year old. The big o-n-e. Fifty two long weeks of not turning blue. We did the holiday up right. We took a vacation….

The Story About the Baby, Epilogue.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20205 min read
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That’s it. We’ve had our baby girl Cordelia one full year. I’ve written a book’s worth of text about the creature. And since that’s more than I would ever actually…

The Story About the Toddler, Volume 1.

ByspidwebOct 3, 20208 min read
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Not long after our daughter Cordelia’s first birthday, she stood up on her own for the first time. About ten minutes after that, she decided that standing up was bullshit…