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THEOLOGICAL ENGINEERING EXAM 1

ByspidwebJan 13, 20212 min read
THEOLOGICAL ENGINEERING EXAM 1

THEOLOGICAL ENGINEERING EXAM 1 Professor Vogel. 5 Questions, 60 Minutes. You may use a calculator, the Bible, the Koran, the Torah, and the Book of Mormon. The speed of light…

The Lord of the Rings: A Brief, Correct Analysis

ByspidwebDec 14, 20204 min read
The Lord of the Rings: A Brief, Correct Analysis

If you saw the Lord of the Rings movies, like me, and you thought it kicked total ass, you are a right-thinking person. Not the Hobbit trilogy, which was overlong,…

Helpful, Non-Threatening Quiz: Am I a Serial Killer?

ByJeff VogelDec 3, 20204 min read
Helpful, Non-Threatening Quiz: Am I a Serial Killer?

As anyone who has been paying attention knows, the most important single element holding American culture together is serial killers. Those crafty fellows are everywhere, with their wily ways, their…

The Story About the Toddler, Epilogue.

ByspidwebOct 6, 20207 min read

Four years ago, my first child was born, so I started these journals. Four days ago, my second child was born, so I’m pretty much stopping. I think that everything…

The Story About the Toddler, Volume 32.

ByspidwebOct 6, 20207 min read

Our daughter Cordelia is four now, and I’m just about through with writing about her. She just had her birthday party. It was a regular kid party, with her friends…

The Story About the Toddler, Volume 31.

ByspidwebOct 6, 20206 min read

My daughter Cordelia is almost four years old. My potential daughter, [NAME TO BE DETERMINED LATER], is negative-three months old. The holiday seasons are grinding to a merciful close. Cordelia…

The Story About the Toddler, Volume 30.

ByspidwebOct 6, 20206 min read

Our daughter Cordelia is three years and ten months old, and these journals are rapidly winding to a close. Cordelia has pretty much transformed herself from a baby into a…

The Story About the Toddler, Volume 29.

ByspidwebOct 6, 20209 min read

As of this writing, our daughter Cordelia has just turned 45 months old. (A bit over three and a half years, for those who don’t care enough to work through…

The Story About the Toddler, Volume 28.

ByspidwebOct 6, 202011 min read

Our daughter Cordelia is three and a half years old. She is more human all the time. And I mean that, of course, in the bad way. We can have…