This is where we put articles that make us laugh more than the other articles. A good place to start if you want to poke around in the archives.

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The Story About the Baby, Epilogue.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20205 min read

That’s it. We’ve had our baby girl Cordelia one full year. I’ve written a book’s worth of text about the creature. And since that’s more than I would ever actually…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 52.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20208 min read

Our little girl Cordelia is now one year old. The big o-n-e. Fifty two long weeks of not turning blue. We did the holiday up right. We took a vacation….

The Story About the Baby, Volume 51.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20206 min read

Our baby girl Cordelia is one week shy of her first birthday, and it’s like someone gave her smart pills or something. She’s showing real signs of brain activity. She…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 50.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20204 min read

Our baby daughter Cordelia is almost a year old. She is, you will be pleased to hear, still alive. Most of the credit for her continued survival goes to my…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 49.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20206 min read

Our baby daughter Cordelia is 11 months old now. And Christmas happened. I was really wondering if presents and holiday festivities would be enough to crack through my daughter’s Infant…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 48.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20205 min read

As our baby daughter Cordelia creeps closer to the end of her first year, she continues to pick up on the countless tiny skills she’ll need to get through life….

The Story About the Baby, Volume 47.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20207 min read

Now that my baby Cordelia is approaching the end of her eleventh month, she has been developing her ability to express negative opinions. While crying when she is upset is…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 46.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20206 min read

Our ten month old daughter Cordelia is cute. So cute. I could tell you all the cute things she does. Or I would, if it wouldnt be so mind-numbingly boring…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 45.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20207 min read

Our ten month old daughter Cordelia continues to develop at great speed. Babies are great for that. Every day, her desperate quest for mobility moves visibly closer to completion. A…