Travel With Irony Central

Remember when people used to travel the world? That was nice. We traveled a little, back when it was possible. We visited interesting places and wrote mean things about them. As time passes, we will put those journals here. Then we can laugh together at people who are different from us.

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The Story About the Baby, Volume 19.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20207 min read
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As I help raise my little four month old, Cordelia, I sometimes think wistfully back to the time when she wasn’t awful. Once, she was a quiet, happy, burbling baby,…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 20.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20207 min read
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Our four-month-plus-a-little old girl, Cordelia, is a creature of wild mood swings. One week, she is a sleepless, finger gnawing little terror. The next, she is a little angel. Not…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 21.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20207 min read
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It has now been five months since my daughter Cordelia came out of my wife and into our hearts. She’s come a long way since her first fragile moments. She’s…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 22.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20208 min read
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Being the parent of the world’s cutest child is a difficult and sobering experience. (Yes, I’m afraid my child is cuter than your child. If you don’t believe me, check…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 23.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20206 min read
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My daughter Cordelia, the cutest little pudge biscuit in the whole wide world, my little cutey wootie pootie bootie happy slappy hugger booger boo, is about five and a half…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 24.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20208 min read
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Our mighty nation has just celebrated Independence Day, which, for this new parent, means one thing. I got to take my five month old daughter Cordelia and let her listen…