This is where we put articles that make us laugh more than the other articles. A good place to start if you want to poke around in the archives.

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The Story About the Baby, Volume 35.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20207 min read

Now that my daughter Cordelia is eight months old, I should now bring loyal readers of this journal up to date on her status. She is a spine-stressing twenty pounds…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 34.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20207 min read

Our baby girl, Cordelia, is approaching the end of her eighth month of life. Her little brain continues to develop in leaps and bounds. Every day she gets closer to…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 33.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20207 min read

Our baby daughter Cordelia has almost completed her eighth month of life. Her time is mostly spent muttering random syllables and trying to move straight forward. When she’s on her…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 32.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20206 min read

Our little girl, Cordelia, is a happy baby. She is seven months and seventeen pounds of burbling, cheery joy. This provides me with great satisfaction. Every little bit, every tiny…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 31.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20206 min read

My little baby girl, Cordelia, continues to show more signs of intelligence. Example. Before, when I tried to feed solid food to her and she didn’t want to cooperate, I…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 30.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20206 min read

Our one and only daughter, Cordelia, cherubic bearer of all my hopes and dreams here on this Earth, just turned seven months old. Her eyes are turning brown. She can…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 29.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20206 min read

Our six month old daughter, Cordelia, is cruising happily through her infancy. She continues to be a smiling, fuzzy, little ball of pudge and, far and away, the cutest baby…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 28.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20207 min read

My darling little daughter, Cordelia, has been back from vacation for one week. it’s been a really good parenting week for me. For starters, I have done nothing in the…

The Story About the Baby, Volume 27.

ByspidwebSep 28, 20206 min read

Halfway through my daughter Cordelia’s first year, I find I have very little to write about her. Because she is away. Thousands of miles away. Her mother has taken her…